why is there no Planned Parenthood location in the high desert anywhere? I just want to renew my birth control, come on
manjolras: we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
best-of-funny: readalot413: liverpate: azraeldoesnotdispute: liverpate: why am i not a banana Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana. thanks man are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
internetexplorers: if you try to call me “sweetie” or “honey” or “sweetheart” when we’re arguing may god help you because i will actually scratch your face off
d-issolve: If i got a dollar for every time i thought about you, i would start thinking about you
internetexplorers: errorsanitynotfound: internetexplorers: why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
jakemalik: me and my dog type each other messages sometimes
8oo: i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
cokeflow: palmtreesandsweetdreams: cokeflow: Shania Twain IM SO MAD BECAUSE THIS POST HAS 13 FREAKING NOTES TOO MANY! ITS NOT A LOT AT ALL BUT WHY DOES IT EVEN HAVE NOTES IN THE FIRST PLACE?! SERIOUSLY?! 13 NOTES! AND ALL IT SAYS IN SHANIA TWAIN! ARE YOU PEOPLE MENTALLY CHALLENGED OR???? I’ve done it. I’ve offended someone by saying Shania Twian.
hi i own macklemore’s recent album and i think he’s a great artist and i also might love him a tiny bit /really a lot
nuditea: if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing
sylvysparrow: fuckwooper: money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper really feeling this today
Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you...– Worry About Your Own Uterus: (via veruca-assault)
The less you know, the sounder you sleep.– Russian proverb (via artistsuffer)
beyoncebeytwice: whoiscatherine: beyoncebeytwice: not sure why its 100 degrees in october im so done w/ california Not quite that hot here (Scotland) but it is really sunny and I could get away with just a jumper. So, the world does seem to be warmer than usual (this week anyway, there might be storms and heavy snow next week for all we know, well the weather people know, I...
You want to travel with them. You want to see what they’re like going through...– How You Know - Talia Ralph (via framesjanco)
nerdythusawesome: internethappybox: burdenedwithglorioushiddleston: the-stranded-fashionista: preservingsanity: i have officially lost it. i know why a raven is like a writing desk. edgar allen poe wrote on both. Nigh on twenty years knowing about this riddle, and IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THIS MIGHT BE THE ANSWER. OH MY GOSH. MY LIFE HAS BEEN CHANGED FOREVER GUYS LEWIS...